Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Introducing the Footlong Cheeseburger


Carl's Jr. has blessed us with a new extreme in fast food dining: The Footlong Cheeseburger. This new addition to the world of fatty monstrosities consists of a 12" long hoagie- type bun, with 3 regular beef patties lined up inside, and your regular burger condiments. Because one burger isn't enough for most people anymore, we need to order three of them all lined up in one bun.

Folks, if you are that hungry, why not just order three of the regular 4" burgers? Do people feel the need to declare to the world, "I am so hungry that I need to eat this Frankenstein burger?" I'm starting to think that these new extreme menu items are less for gustatory need and more for shock value.

The reviews I have read all say that this item is basically just a regular burger, stretched out. There is no special sauce or anything different that sets it apart from other Carl's Jr. burgers other than its length. So if you want people to look at you and say "whoah that person must be so hungry," try the new Carl's Jr. Footlong Cheeseburger.

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